You want a solid fetish phone sex call? You name it-you got it! I doubt there’s much you can throw my way I ain’t already done! If you can hit me with something new, I’d be damn impressed! You into eating your own cum? Or wanting a man eat his? Check! Not only have I done it, I goddamn enjoy it—as you can probably see from my picture here! Hey, you gotta stay flexible! You know football players often take dance classes right? Well, fuckaholics like me also subscribe to yoga lol. Yeah yeah, get your laughs out now, cuz you won’t be laughing when you see the moves I can pull on your ass and the positions I can maintain, not to mention how LONG I can maintain them! If you end up thinking to yourself, “Ah Renzo will get tired soon and finally lay me on my tummy like a sweet upside-down missionary!” HA–wrong!
You into some BDSM and want to be practically suffocated in full enclosure latex and be my doll as I suspend you from the ceiling or ram my cock down your throat? My kinda party! You wanna piss in your princess diaper and then use it to jerk off with because it feels warm and wet like a pussy? Hey, no judgment here! My ass feels better, IMO, but you do you! I’ll even powder your ass up or strap a rattle to my cock–whatever makes you smile! Maybe you wanna pretend we’re both new neighbors and striking up much more than just a friendship? More as in me pounding the shit right outta ya behind your shed! Ripping some old siding off in the name of a grade A orgasm is a small price to pay right?
::extends hand:: Pleasure doin business with ya! Ha! Seriously, call me up for fetish phone sex and show me just how freaky you can get! Dial 1 888 7 GAY FUN and ask to talk to Renzo.